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10 Reasons We’re Cooler than You

Sandra

1. I come from the land of ice now there’s nothing cooler than that.
2. I eat sheep heads, dried fish and drink Black death.
3.I’m a freelance photographer.
4. Unlike most people i come from the same country as my favorite artists.
5. I went to the same after party as Björk and still didn’t stalk her.
6. I like old gray haired men with hats. (just not when they’r driving in front of me and i’m in a hurry).
7.I was the only hippie in my high school.
8.Designed a poster with my friend for a rock concert and it was hung all over Reykjavík.
9.I own a 4 wheel drive.
10. I’m a nerd and i’m proud of it.

Quinton

1. I used to work at an independent fast food restaurant.
2. Everything I own can be carried in one bag (except one black 1964 mercury monterey, and a box of records in the trunk).
3. Jill’s mom taught me to crochet.
4. Unlike most AC/DC fans, I actually made a pilgrimage to their homeland.
5. I dropped out of community college.
6. I also know about the corn at Cafe Habana.
7. I once had Johnny Depp’s phone number, but disposed of it because I respected his privacy.
8. In the online quiz “Which Member Of The Brat Pack Are You?�?, I was Judd Nelson.
9. I know how to make a successful molotov cocktail.
10. I always tries to be cool but ends up just being special.

Jill

1. I used to work at an independent record store, but quit when they sold out to the man.
2. I finally got the shyest person in the world to do karaoke (my mom) and she ROCKED!!!
3. Unlike most Bjork fans, I actually made a pilgrimage to her homeland (twice).
4. I haven’t bought tickets from Ticketmaster for over 5 years.
5. I know about the corn at Cafe Habana.
6. I got kicked out of the Glasshouse for bootlegging a Sunny Day Real Estate concert.
7. I know how to do the “Smurf”.
8. My dog has a mohawk.
9. My grandma worked at a record store/radio station when she was 15.
10. I don’t even have to try, I just am cooler than you.

Jorge

1. I don’t know about the corn at Cafe Habana and I don’t care!
2. My top lip is a different color than my bottom lip.
3. I’ve made short the new tall.
4. I know Henry Rollins is a hack, he hasn’t fooled me for a second.
5. I’m unappreciated in my own time.
6. I was in Sleepyhead.
7. I’ve made “fashionably late” a modern romance movement.
8. I don’t think Jason Schwartzman should get off easy for Phantom Planet because of Rushmore.
9. I always press the close door button in an elevator, I hate sharing them.
10. I’m a Chavai.