Win Flight of the Conchords Prizepack!!!
May 15th, 2007 . by JillyTHE CONTEST IS NOW OVER. CONGRATULATION MELISSA!
Its CONTEST TIME again over here at This Is the Last. Last week we fell in love with the New Zealand folk comedy duo Flight of the Conchords. Their new mini-series premieres June 17th on HBO. This week we have a giveaway for a Flight of the Conchords prizepack.
One lucky winner will receive:
1 Robot stress reliever
1 DVD of the first episode
1 Poster
1 Tshirt
To enter this contest, tell me your funniest joke (please keep it clean). Contest winner will be announced Monday morning.
One half of the Conchords is starring in the new movie Eagle vs. Shark. Here’s the trailer for it…
ok…
what’s the hardest part about rollerblading?
wait for it…
wait for it…
telling your parents that your gay
A man walks into a bar.
It hurt.
(Okay bare with me, this is a long joke, but I wet myself when I first heard it)…
The year is 1589; the English have commissioned sea captains to carry out pirating against the Spanish along the coast of Spain and in the English Channel. This is the story of one such captain…
His name was Capt. James Wickerbee, a very astute sailor and fine gentlemen, always helpful, very brave, and a fierce fighter for the English. Well one day he told all his sailors aboard his ship “The Wandering Wench� to prepare for pirating off the coast of Spain. His crew of 75 men was eager and willing to get fighting, because the Spanish galleons they would be attacking were rumored to carry lots of gold and other booty. Among his crew was a cabin boy by the name of Higgins, but the captain always just called him “cabin boy� (that is sad.) Cabin boy this. Cabin boy that. Go fetch me this cabin boy. You get the picture. Well they set sail and soon found themselves fighting the Spanish in a fierce battle that had both boats tangled up and the captain and his crew boarded the Spanish vessel with swords drawn and began a fierce fight for hours. The captain received a sword slash across the arm. With a gasp and a wince the captain yelled,� CABIN BOY!� The cabin boy ran to his captain and asked him what he could do. “Go get my red handkerchief so that I may wrap my arm with it, and the men don’t see my blood so their morale fails them. The cabin boy ran and did as he was told. The fight continued on. But soon the captain was injured again this time in the leg. Agghh! CABIN BOY! The cabin boy returned ever so promptly. “Get my red sash so that I may tie it around my leg, so the men do not lose hope! “Aye, Aye cap’n� was the cabin boy’s response, and he ran and got the sash. Well, the battle finally ended with the captain and his men victorious, the money was taken and all the other treasure was put aboard the English Vessel. The men cheered and hollered praise on the captain for his incredible valor and courage. The Captain was a bit shy, but gave an emblazoned speech about the history of pirating and how this battle would be one for the history books. The men cheered, they broke out the ale and rum and unabashed merriment ensued. But the captain could feel the tug of a hand on his trousers. The captain turned around to find Higgins the cabin boy trying to get his attention. “Wha? What? What is it Cabin boy? The cabin boy didn’t reply but simply stretched his hand out with a finger pointing to the horizon. The captain turned and looked at the horizon and saw the entire Spanish Armada coming towards him. With eyes narrowing and with a somber face he said with the softest of voice,
“Cabin Boy, …go and get my brown pants…â€?
I apologize for the poor grammar and spelling.
Oh, and I think the Conchords are hilarious. So everybody needs to move on to something else. They are getting too popular.
Chris
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
(pause for emphasis)
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
And the winner is Melissa!
The jokes were all really funny, so I just randomly selected one name.