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Someone’s Selling All Your Heroes & They Seem So Tame

April 29th, 2006 . by Jorge

Just read on the web that Keith Richards was hospitalized in Fiji earlier this week. Apparently he was injured when he fell from a palm tree. Why was he on a palm tree? That part wasn’t explained in the statement given by Fran Curtis, a Rolling Stones spokeswoman. Not that an explanation is needed. Why else would a 62 year-old man be up in a palm tree? Other than to prove his virilty, of course.

I’m sure we can all relate. I can see it now, all of those islanders and there mean streaks…excuse me sir would you like to cut ahead of me…or maybe asking to hold his cane…bastards. Besides this is just the Rolling Stone way…keep on rocking until not one person on this Earth has any ounce of respect for them.

“Someone selling all your heroes and they seem so tame” – Dean Wareham

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