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Joaquin Phoenix is an Excellent Driver

March 31st, 2006 . by Jilly

I Don’t Like You In That Way had a really funny narrative about Joaquin Phoenix’s recent car crash…

Joaquin Phoenix received a Best Actor Oscar nomination for his portrayal of Johnny Cash in Walk the Line. I’m a big Johnny Cash fan and think Joaquin did a fantastic job with the part, so I hope he wins. The reason for this post is to share with you the pictures from the scene of Joaquin’s car accident on January 27th which hit the web today. I know the Hollywood hills are curvy, but good lord. How shitty of a driver do you need to be to pull this one off in broad daylight when you’re sober? First of all, Johnny Cash wouldn’t have been driving that wimpy little roller skate. And secondly, even if he did, he would have gotten out, picked that thing up, put it back on its wheels and kept on driving. C’mon, Sue. Get it together, man.

Should I be worried? This is the exact same car, we just purchased.

Jose Gonzalez on Conan

March 30th, 2006 . by Jilly

On a lighter note, Jose Gonzalez performed “Heartbeat” on Conan O’Brien last night. Prefix Blog has the link to the video of this performance last night, as well as a few of his music videos, and also the Knife’s “Heartbeat” video.

You can get it all here.

The New Maya Angelou?

March 29th, 2006 . by Jorge

A seven year-old spoken word prodigy has been banned from Peekskill School District in New York. Autum Ashante is a child poet who has performed several times at The Apollo and has had numerous television appearances. She is a critic’s favorite because despite her tender age her lyrics contain a social consciousness unbeknown to most.

After being invited to read her work “White Nationalism Put U in Bondage” for an audience of middle and high school students, Autumn is being accused of racism. Apparently the community was outraged because of Autum’s comparison of Morgan, Darwin and Columbus to a vampire. The school had to call and leave hundreds of apology messages for angry parents.

School officials have stated that they were unaware that her poem had such an aggressive tone and were worried that the students were too young for the material…I wonder what they expected from a poem with the words “white nationalism” in the title.

It’s funny that the words of a seven year-old are considered too aggressive for teenagers when we live in a world where you can blow off a man’s head in any standard video game. What about the age appropriate material, can that concern really be taken seriously? MTV exploits teenage sexuality on a daily basis, who do you think their target audience is?

Here is an excerpt from White Nationalism Put U In Bondage:

Black lands taken from your hands, by vampires with no remorse.
They took the gold, the wisdom and all the storytellers.
They took the black women, with the black man weak.
Made to watch as they changed the paradigm of our village.
Yeah white nationalism is what put you in bondage.
Pirates and vampires like Columbus, Morgan and Darwin.

Have you ever wondered why Latin American and African countries are so impoverished. Why is it that compared to Europe and the US these countries seem so prehistoric? If you don’t know, then research history. Europe and the US where built on the labor and sweat of Indigenous and African people. When the “discoverers” of the “New World” came, they sucked the land dry of gold and other precious metals and took them back to Europe. They enslaved the native people, at times decimathing entire populations like that of the Indigenous people of the Carribean area. Who is their voice now? Who calls for justice on their behalf? If we don’t remember the past we are doomed to repeat its failures. Autum and people like her won’t let that happen.

After she read her poem, Autum asked black students to take the Black Panther pledge, Black Child. The poem incites black youth to “direct their energies thoughtfully and constructivley rather then wasting them in idle hatred” as well as to train themselves not to hurt one another. She asked the black students to stand and the white students to sit while she recited Black Child.

I understand that maybe parents felt their kids were being left out based solely on their race, I can try to sympathize with them but I find their reaction hypocritical. There has always been racial discrimination in US schools but most react with a shrug of the shoulders…If it doesn’t affect me then I don’t care. The moment the roles reverse is when we hear an outcry - What?! Did she step out of her place?! I am not by any means justifying any type of racism…I am only asking you to do some comparing.

Minorities fought against segragated schools, public buildings, parks, movie theatres and so forth. This community is fighting a child who is asking her people to take pride in who they are.

In response to Autum’s poem, nationally syndicated radio host, Glenn Beck, responded: “You want to go back to Africa? I will personally purchase your airfare”, he then added, “but first you have to sign a contract that you will never return to the United States”. Thanks for proving her wrong Beck…keep in mind that this is a message he’s sending to a seven year-old. This is is the same man who at a different time was quoted asking his audience, “Is America as dumb as Nigeria?” If he can nationally broadcast such ass backward comments, why is her right of free speech being trampled?

Honestly…I don’t see how this poem is offensive. The men she called out were some of history’s worst “monsters”. If you don’t know that, you shouldn’t be angry…you should be embarrassed that a seven year old has a better grasp of history than you do.

Though, I don’t think Autum’s intent was to discriminate against anyone maybe it’s good thing it was percieved that way…people usually aren’t sympathetic to others circumstances until they experience it themselves. Let’s be honest…you’d have to be blind to deny that minority kids deal with this kind of discrimination on a daily basis. The difference is that you probably just turn your eye.

You can read more on the subject here

Couldn’t Find Ayers Rock

March 29th, 2006 . by Jilly

I just read this on Yahoo news. You Aussie’s should kick out of this…

A drunk driver just 100 yards from Australia’s iconic giant monolith once known as Ayers Rock stopped police to ask the way to the 1,100-foot-high rock.

The headlights of the man’s car were actually shining on Uluru, which has a 5.8-mile circumference, Northern Territory police said.

The 44-year-old man, whose car was also towing an aluminum boat, has been charged with drunk driving and unlicensed driving.

Elliott Smith audio and video

March 29th, 2006 . by Jilly

Brooklynvegan has the links to 44 live Elliott Smith shows to download at the Internet Archive and a ton of streaming videos at You Tube.

This is good since I forgot to charge my iPod lastnight (doh!).

(Photo by Wendy Lynch ; http://wendylynchphotography.com)

Immigration Legislation

March 29th, 2006 . by Jilly

This week thousands of students walked out of class to protest the immigration laws that are being proposed right now. These protests were largely organized through My Space and went on in California, Nevada, Arizona, and Texas. On Saturday, more than 500,000 marched in downtown Los Angeles.

George Bush has called for the opposing parties to meet and come to some sort of agreement on immigration legislation.

According to CNN here are the basic higlights of the major immigration proposals in Congress right now:

Senate Judiciary Committee’s bill:
• Allows illegal immigrants who were in the United States before 2004 to continuing working legally for six years if they pay a $1,000 fine and clear a criminal background check. They would become eligible for permanent residence upon paying another $1,000 fine, any back taxes and having learned English.

• New immigrants would have to have temporary work visas. They also could earn legal permanent residence after six years.

• Adds up to 14,000 new Border Patrol agents by 2011 to the current force of 11,300 agents.

• Authorizes a “virtual wall” of unmanned vehicles, cameras and sensors to monitor the U.S.-Mexico border.

• Creates a special guest worker program for an estimated 1.5 million immigrant farm workers, who can also earn legal permanent residency.

• Allows illegal immigrant students with high school diplomas or GED, no criminal record and meet other criteria to enroll in college or university or enlist in the military. Permits state schools to charge such students in-state tuition.

Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist’s proposal:

• Requires all employers to verify the identity and immigration status of their employees through an electronic system.

• Assesses civil penalties of between $500 and $20,000 against employers for each illegal immigrant they hire and criminal penalties of up to $20,000 per illegal immigrant hired and up to six months in jail for engaging in a pattern of employing illegal workers.

• More than doubles the number of employment-based green cards, from 140,000 to 290,000, and makes more employment-based visas available to unskilled workers. It also would free up other visas by exempting immediate relatives of U.S. citizens from being counted in the annual pool of 480,000 visas, and increase country-by-country ceilings on family-sponsored and employment-based immigrants.

• Cancels visas of immigrants who have overstayed their visas and requires them to return to their home country to undergo additional screening at U.S. consulates.

• Makes it a misdemeanor crime for an immigrant to be in the country illegally.

• Increases the number of visas available for high-tech workers.

• Does not address President Bush’s proposal for a guest-worker program

It’ll be interesting to see how this all plays out, living in southern California, knowing how many people would be affected by this new legislation. Whatever is decided, its gonna be a big deal.

In Your Face (You Know Who You Are)

March 25th, 2006 . by Jorge

Although I respect and really do like the Arcade Fire I don’t get that messiah tingle up everyone’s spine. Maybe it’s just the vocals that rub me the wrong way or the fact that I find the phrase Canadian rock band perplexing. It could even be watching my skin curl off the bones every time I hear a pseudo hipster drop the name like security clearance.

Whatever the reason I feel as though they’re coming up my blind spot and for second I thought maybe my negativity was blinding me. Enter deep thought: Have I truly become so jaded that I can’t even enjoy what “appears” to be an amazing band? Have I actually let the bitter kill my love for music?

Thankfully by what seems to be divine intervention the answer was sent via email newsletter. A way to focus only on the good the Arcade Fire has to offer without having to deal with all the irritating muck (that voice!). They’re called My Latest Novel: a five piece Scottish band who just released their debut LP on the ever amazing Bella Union. I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! IN YOUR FACE!

Listening to MLN’s Wolves Out is staring into a child’s eyes so wide you fall in…the wunderkind love child of Belle & Sebastian and the Arcade Fire to be precise. Although the over-used comparisons to both have some merit they’re also short sighted.

MLN craft shimmering builds in the same manner as the Arcade Fire but temper the explosions with a sense of melody foreign to the latter. They weave pop and folk as effortlessly and beautifully as Belle & Sebastian but are far more adventurous.

My Latest Novel builds the married sound of noise and pop brick by brick where most bands pile. Chanting boy-girl melodies enhanced with violins, xylophone, guitars and an ability to write victory aubades that rival that of birds. It’s an adult fairytale, magic plain and simple.

Napoleon and Pedro

March 25th, 2006 . by Jilly

Speaking of Gnarls Barkley, here’s another promo picture from their My Space account…

But, I think I like this one better…

Send Me the Pillow, the One that You Dream On

March 23rd, 2006 . by Jilly

I’ve never been an early bird. I love being under the covers, while its so cold in the morning. I hit the alarm clock, and then oversleep.

I came across this article posted on Boing Boing today. Here’s one guy’s strategy on how to become an early riser…

The solution was to go to bed when I’m sleepy (and only when I’m sleepy) and get up with an alarm clock at a fixed time (7 days per week). So I always get up at the same time (in my case 5am), but I go to bed at different times every night.

I go to bed when I’m too sleepy to stay up. My sleepiness test is that if I couldn’t read a book for more than a page or two without drifting off, I’m ready for bed. Most of the time when I go to bed, I’m asleep within three minutes. I lie down, get comfortable, and immediately I’m drifting off. Sometimes I go to bed at 9:30pm; other times I stay up until midnight. Most of the time I go to bed between 10-11pm. If I’m not sleepy, I stay up until I can’t keep my eyes open any longer. Reading is an excellent activity to do during this time, since it becomes obvious when I’m too sleepy to read.

When my alarm goes off every morning, I turn it off, stretch for a couple seconds, and sit up.

I’m thinking I might test this out. I know I could do so much more in the morning, if I woke up earlier and wasn’t all groggy.

Or maybe I should get a clocky.

Or maybe I should get the Sleep Watch. Its a wristwatch you wear to bed. It senses which level of sleep you’re in. It will wake you up when you’re in your light sleep. It picks the optimal time to wake you up. I don’t know if this is worth $150, but I would love to wake up and not feel groggy.

Speaking of sleep, have you heard Sleepytime Gorilla Museum?

Is It Simply Bad Sportsmanship?

March 23rd, 2006 . by Jorge

The following issue has been eating at me for awhile now. Racism is more prevalent in the world of football (soccer) than you might be aware of. It’s not just an unspoken thing which people demonstrate at “happy hour at the bar with their closest associates and friends.” It’s blatant and disgusting!

In Rio De Janeiro, Brazil a football player was recently suspended for it. The Sports Justice Tribunal punished Juventude defender Antonio Carlos (white player) for “moral offences” against Grenio’s Jeovanio (black player) on March 5th. Antonio was expelled from the game for a foul against Jeovanio and as he walked off the field shouted the word “MONKEY” as he rubbed his hand over his skin.

Antonio was suspended for a total of 120 days though this hardly seems severe enough when the maximum punishment is 540 days. In a television interview Jeovanio said, “From what I can see, you’ll do much better if you punch a player in the face than if you’re a victim of discrimination.” It’s difficult to be excited about these kinds of punishments because the words “at least” and “finally” come to mind as if we should feel satisfied whenever someone shows even the slightest sign of empathy and outrage.

This is not an isolated incident. Racism has been a constant presence in the world of football. For intance it’s common for anti-Semitic groups in Argentina to wave swastika flags at football games despite the fact and probably because there is a large Jewish population in Argentina. During football matches in Spain visiting black players will often hear racist chanting from the fans.

In our comfortable little world anytime someone displays such ignorance the word vile is usually the common consensus. So think of how apauling it is that all those people chant racist insults in agreement with one another. I can’t even begin to process the idea of standing in the middle of a stadium and having the force of hundreds of voices attack me. Just the thought of it makes me want to vomit.

Players have literaly been taunted to tears by football audiences. Think of how crushing the image of a grown crying man is. If you don’t see that as a big deal just think back to when you saw your father cry for the first time. Remember the amount of confusion and hopelessness you felt; for me it was as if the Earth cracked in half.

“Finally” it seems as though FIFA (Federacion Internationale de Football Association) is taking action by passing an anti-racism legislation that could exclude teams for up to two years for violations. FIFA’s spokesman Andreas Herren has said that it applies to all competitions throughout the world at any level for any matches of any kind. This passed two days after the European Parliament declared that all football clubs whose members or players committed racist acts would be excluded from competition.

Yes, I know it sounds as if this is an issue of yester-year but just so you get an idea of how real this is, just 17 months ago in an interview a Spanish coach non-chalantly used racist language to describe Arsenal’s striker Thierry Henry. Earlier this year Argentinian player Leandro Desabato was arrested for racially sledging a Brazilian player.

Legendary football player Diego Maradona publicly stated he was incensed over the incident. If you can believe it, his anger was actually caused by Leandro’s arrest, not by his behavior. He said that in the heat of the moment a player will say anything to get on top of his opponent and went so far as to advise Brazil to combat racism elsewhere in society. I am in shock that he wasn’t afraid to openly make that comment on a televison interview. What a wake up call that is!

Stories like this remind us that the worlds view on racism isn’t as forward as we naively expect it to be. This isn’t just a problem in football or just in sports for that matter. This is an epidemic spreading in all walks of life. How much of it are we willing to take part of? For the most part everyone reading this probably doesn’t yell out racist words in public. We probably aren’t physically violent towards someone of a different race. We most likely don’t think of ourselves as racist in the least but what about those innocent “jokes” that get tossed around among close friends. You know the kind, the “don’t be so sensitive, it’s just a joke” kind. “It’s just a joke”…I wonder if that explanation would work for those victimized football players.

Ok so maybe it doesn’t come from a malicious place maybe it is just a joke. Do you honsetly believe we live in a world enlighted enough to guarantee those jokes are just jokes? When does laughing too much or too hard mean something more? What’s the difference between the same joke at a clan meeting and in your living room? Who gave you the right to draw that distinction? What if you’re just the person chuckling, are you just laughing or are you agreeing with something?

I am not pointing fingers at anyone because I know I have been guilty. I am just hoping that the next time the opportunity for any of us to take a stand against racism presents itself we can make the right choice. It isn’t enough to raise an eyebrow to this kind of mental disease, it must be eradicated. The only way to achieve that is to have no tolerance whatsoever to it. Even if it is just the small gesture of not laughing at one of those “jokes”.

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