News of the Weird
October 15th, 2005 . by JillyThis week Apple introduced their Video iPod, but I could care less about watching a movie on a teeny tiny screen. You want to talk about technology? This is really impressive (in a fem-bot sorta way) and totally bizarre.
Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman’s breast implants.
One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person’s whole music collection.
BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.
BT Laboratories’ analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.
According to The Sun he said: “It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful.”
Link via Stereo Gum and Ananova.
This gives a whole new meaning to making beautiful music together.
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I’ve read this about 9 times now, and it still impresses me every single time.
but since I don’t have mamary glands, I want to know if I can have computer chips built into my dog, then he can wear a bluetooth collar. Then we’ve gotta figure out a way for him to be able to carry around speakers of some sort.
Just imagine how much more adorable Buddy would be if he was broadcasting Morrissey songs all day.
Yes you do, they just dont lactate or appeal to anyone.
If Buddy was capable of doing all that, I think my heart would explode.
so if buddy has 10 boobs…does this mean he can carry more music?