This Is The Last…

How is a grave like an ATM machine? I’m sorry I don’t know the punchline you’ll have to ask Courtney Love and the remaining members of Nirvana. We can expect yet another Nirvana compilation album, which will include three unreleased songs and tracks from last years With the Lights Out.

You know guys when someone decides not to release certain songs after recording them it might be because they didn’t like what they heard. Not because they wanted to give you money options after they’ve past away, try life insurance. That probably wouldn’t be an option for Courtney I think most insurance companies have a maximum of three venereal diseases per client. Plus I don’t think they’ll insure a member of the living dead. Careful guys, it seems like this skanky breed of vampire doesn’t need you to be alive to suck your blood. I think someone should excavate Kurt’s grave, she probably has his body in a pod somewhere in her garage with a giant straw hanging out the side.

Won’t somebody please give Kurt his moment of silence? As far as human rights go I think it’s up there with breathing.

You can read more on the subject at Pitchfork.

-Cracked Up Years Ahead